Toe Sucker

By January 7, 2020 January 18th, 2020 No Comments

This weeks NEWS stories include a woman who tried passing off her dogs urine as her own to her probation officer, four Michigan men who were arrested for DUI in a Horse and Buggy and the illustrious 120k Banana!

FLORIDA headlines include a man who blew off his hand when a firecracker allegedly blew into his car window; a meth fueled, mud covered, naked Florida man who continued to fight police even after being tased twice and a man who was awakened by another man who had broken into his home to…suck on his toes.

POLITICAL GARBAGE stories discuss the missile strike in Iran and the church shooting in Texas.

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